How to sum up New York?

I watched Humpty Dumpty juggle an egg in Central Park, drank rum out of a coconut, got to be BFFs with my agent, ended up at a party at the house of the first CEO of VH1, discovered Morgan Freeman is taller in person than you might think and Rosie Perez is quieter.

Oh heck, maybe you should just look at the pictures after the jump. (Some may not be suitable for work, depending on where you work, of course.)

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